Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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