so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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