we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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