sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
