I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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