I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
we made out on top of his cat.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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