I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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