Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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