So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Mom said you looked used
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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