so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need a beard to bite.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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