I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Then you guys just all showered together...?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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