Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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