Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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