After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
