omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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