so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
