my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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