I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I just googled if crying burns calories
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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