Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
my god I love twenty year old dicks
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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