she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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