Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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