OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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