Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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