I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Holy shit dude........stairs
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