That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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