I am puke
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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