new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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