Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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