dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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