why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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