You know, be my cock's hype man.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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