He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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