what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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