Don't make out with my wife yet
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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