halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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