So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
