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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I will die if light touches me.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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