Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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