Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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