How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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