xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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