it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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