i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Even my vagina gasped.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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