im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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