we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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