I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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