FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You ruined the universe
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
