awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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