I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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