One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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she pinky promised me she was 18
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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