i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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