i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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