i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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