You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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